So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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