I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Text me some of your sweat
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