Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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