CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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