That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
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Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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