he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
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Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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