Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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