Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
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I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
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