he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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