He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
