yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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