so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
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Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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