guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
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It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
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1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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