There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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