quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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