how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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