if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
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He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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