I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
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I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
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I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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