Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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