I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
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you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I just found a bag of teeth...
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
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He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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