It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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