i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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