You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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