I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
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