when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
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I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
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That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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