my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
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She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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