Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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