Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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