you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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