on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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