Is it normal to miss your booty call?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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