Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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