saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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