I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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