if you like me you must not know who I am
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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