real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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