Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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