Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
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She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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