they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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