i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
