I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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