Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
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They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
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And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
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