Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
so let's talk penis.
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Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
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Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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