***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
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Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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