My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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