why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
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