The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
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we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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