Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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