Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
she looked like the before picture.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
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