yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
