it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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