Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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