I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
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Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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