Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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