Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
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Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
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I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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